It's somewhere between delusion and naïveté. This sounds like exactly the kind of pipe dream I might have had in junior high, but I grew out of it.

This thread is way out of Mein Kampfort zone.

Ryker isn't an uncommon Dutch name, actually.

The A.V. Club has officialy let their copy editors go.

It's the original bus from hell!

I was petrified that the ricin would go to Holly.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring / Hispanophone!

Death to Smoochie Wallace.

Pre-discus? So, circa 700 BC?

It takes years of training to become a professional sports team crowd.

I haven't slept for seven days, because that would be too long.

I'm sure we'll see it briefly, without mention, whenever Bob takes off his shirt.