Southern venison is gamey, but good. The real issue is they are so lean you have to cook it extremely carefully or you'll end up with a piece of charcoal. Grilled, they're usually wrapped in bacon and basted in oil; for sausage you have to cut it with pork. Not everyone loves the flavor, and for most it's probably…

Buffalo burgers are one of the great culinary inventions. It essentially tastes like a modestly lean hamburger at less than half the fat.

Maybe, but my god a simple grilled lamb chop is a thing of perfection. If you can grill a steak, you can grill lamb. Rack is marginally tougher, but there are instructions everywhere online. In fact, I was just inspired to pick some up this week.

It's big in Houston, Brennan's, which labels itself a Texas Creole restaurant, is renowned for its turtle soup (which is indeed divine). I know of at least a dozen other places around town that serve it. Granted the city is only about 90 minutes from the Louisiana border.

Yeah, ever cleaned a turtle tank? Might as well be the inside of a portajohn.

Anyone who's been on a Gulf of Mexico beach within the last 15+ years also knows the states (and actually Mexico as well to a lesser extent) take absurd levels of precaution to preserve and protect the species, cordoning off areas where eggs have been laid and requiring outdoor lights to be turned off by a certain…

The royal penis is clean!

I may be misinterpreting your post, but surely you're not implying Cosby was anything other than a hell of a comic (although obviously and sadly much more)?

Legend of Bagger's Lance, maybe?

In no particular order…

The main guy running into a rival serial killer with his own documentary camera crew was outstanding.

I'm just venting my frustration that bands don't seem to want to rock out anymore. GB is generally representative of what an increasing portion of "rock" has sounded like for quite a while now.

"What are all these people looking at? And so noisy!"

I'm starting to suspect no one knows what rock is, either. This is adult contemporary or easy listening.

All parents dream that their children will go on to a better life than their own…

You're a teacher, right?

Like that he can beat a professional boxer?

I think the scene of Steve Martin and Mary Steenburgen digging through trash bags in Parenthood put plenty of people off the place. Improving the food itself would be like bringing sand to the beach.

But you missed an opportunity for a whole tangential argument! What kind of shitty boyfriend are you?!

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