Aww yeah. Stephen Root brings up the average of every TV show.

@kzap333:disqus In America, "Spook" is an ethnic slur for a black person.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

DIME ACHIEVED! BIG UPS TO MY MAIN MAIN, "TSUNAMI!" I TWERK MY SHARK FANG NECKLACE IN YOUR DIRECTION BRUH.

I thought the joke was less about rape and more about how animals don't really conform to human morality. Like how ducks and dolphins are horrible raping, murdering assholes.

I think you've initiated a line of discourse that will totally be reasonable and level headed throughout. And I'm sure by the end of it no one will think less of each other.

Oh god that ending hit me way harder than it should have. I'd like to think that announcing the Seth MacFarlane thing was just some diabolical scheme to draw attention away from the fact that the episode was gonna punch the audience right in the heart.

I have exactly 100 friends on Facebook. Which is still too many in my opinion.

Taking a really hard line stance on that aren't you?

Doc Hammer also has this twitter account devoted entirely to describing his bowel movements in this beautiful, florid language. It's amazing.

"…evil Bender."

I never knew that I wanted this, but I'm so happy that it's here. These guys are my heroes. The fact that Doc Hammer is one of my Facebook friends (among like 4999 other people, mind), is a little brag that I like to pull out of my pocket every now and again. I hope this continues for the future season(s?) of Venture…

"Now… you're in a snowglobe."

@avclub-d89b833158f0d9a73fd33bb243fe5786:disqus Well, Skinny Pete would obvs be SkinnyChiliP.

Fooly Cooly: Is All A Part of Growing Up

I'm fairly sure that within the Breaking Bad 'verse Badger and Skinny Pete are AV Club commenters.

Walter White talked like a bitch so he got smacked like a bitch.

B-but… Mark Strong!

Man, I'm jealous. My ejaculate force and velocity is lacking.

Wait, he didn't say that?