It hasn't aged well.

The first half of Howl's Moving Castle is a very strong A. The second half is a B-.

Joey + Chandler is the supreme sitcom couple.

And then afterwards as well.

OF COURSE!

Ssshhhh…

God, I'm so thirsty!

Was she? Or more relevant, is she?

Detective Miller (RIP She-Dog nickname, 2013-2013), was probably offscreen celebrating the fact that Peter Capaldi is the next Doctor.

No, but she was into butt stuff.

I once dated a girl who went to Vassar. She was kinda cool I guess.

What a coincidence! That's the plot for my unauthorized Doctor Who porn spoof.

I'm looking forward to his conversations with the TARDIS.

I like how this is basically a Metal Gear Solid movie at this point.

Oh man, Karen Gillan was this episode's MVP. Her increasing sociopathy with RoboHelms had me in stitches.

CHANCE BRIGGS! CHAAAANNNCE BRIIIIIIGGGGS!

Awww shit ni-

Peter Capaldi or bust.

Hmm, I don't know if there is a consistency in my performance regarding my recovery times. It's not like I keep a journal of details. Although considering this whole "diaper" thing it's not like that would be the oddest quirk to have.

- "Let's just agree that gang violence is a serious issue with no easy answers." David Simon would be proud.