I'd agree up to a point about the writing, but then again, Hathaway and Cotillard played the most engaging characters in Dark Knight Rises and Inception.

Whichever caption ultimately wins, this one deserves it.

@Yabels - I'm not sure I agree, since I think The Village was the moment popular consensus turned. Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs were all fairly well received.

Well Horns is significantly better than Heart-Shaped Box, though I thought HSB was halfway decent for a debut novel, so make of that what you will.

Worst episode of the season gets followed by the best episode of the season. Thank God.

@avclub-97b2f7d1015bd8015ffbb0983360632c:disqus — Short answer: Chase was a headache for Harmon, Harmon was a headache for NBC. Who would you fire, the person giving you shit or the person giving that person shit?

My copy was one of several possession never reclaimed from an ex-girlfriend's place, so that saved me from making that decision myself.

@Scrawler2:disqus screams his comment into a crevasse while standing in the rain.

@avclub-e5438bd5e7a11caaf7c625d9d5ab7b50:disqus —I think this is what you're talking about: http://deadhomersociety.com…

I think you're misreading the above. Series = seasons.

Fine! I'm just gonna make my own Futurama episodes. With blackjack! And hookers!

It's like two grain silos fucked.

Taking something a friend said to me once, the problem with slippery slope arguments is that, no matter what, there's a point higher up the slope that's already culturally acceptable. In other words, if gay marriage leads to bestiality, straight marriage leads to gay marriage. Therefore, straight marriage leads to…

I'm not sure why Andrea believes noise was going to zombify Milton faster. Apparently he wasn't turning into a zombie, she just didn't want to make him cranky when she woke him up from his nap.

@avclub-08ae6a26b7cb089ea588e94aed36bd15:disqus More Polynesian Bender, no?

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus That's actually the only Killers song I enjoy.

But yellow is the color of fear, which is also what you feel after watching Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern.

I had been thinking this until, with a lack of any other shows to watch one night this week, my wife and I threw on a few season one episodes. And I wasn't going for classics like "Modern Warfare," this was an episode I didn't remember very clearly: the failed April Fool's Day prank where Britta knocks the cadaver out…

Werm hat!

Or a talking car.