But he is a rich first person.

Throw cats in the air. Duh.

He's incredibly adorable. But I guess I just like 'em scruffy.

His concussions will be brought about by knocking his head against the toilet repeatedly, yet sexily.

I read that as "homoerotic."

I did initially read the headline as "men" rather than "women," thinking it was either a very progressive move on the Timberwolves part, or they were just trolling them.

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Christ! When will Hugh Jactor get to lay around and eat bonbons in peace?! It's like he'll never have time to cultivate a nice round beer belly.

Crap! You made me remember that I have to like Leah Remini now that she quit Scientology.

It's weird that I remember that distinctly as the the plot in an episode of the Monkees. Except, obviously they split the house 4 ways, thereby doubling the comedic effect.

That's what I have, Scrawler. Are we twins separated at birth?

It's Mrs. Scruffylove. But, yeah, with our $6 we could buy a cheap bottle of wine!

I hadn't seen my brother in 8 years, so he flew me and my husband down to visit. He has a fully stocked bar in his house that has a bottle of Ackroyd's vodka that is signed by the man himself.
Moral of the story: My brother is far more successful than me and he never went to college. I have a Masters degree and $3 in…

Same here. I heard so much about it, but I was never blown away.

You seem excited. Are you drunk?

Face Off is also a refreshing show in that manner. There's occasionally a "this is a competition" moment, but mostly the artists help each other out. It's nice because they want to win on their merits, not because they're playing a "game."

*Inserts reference, slowly pulls it out and then inserts it again* Oh yeah.

You're really not going to like FXXX: This Is Not FX.

But he's the Skarsgard that made that Skarsgard, so I'm ok with it. Also, SKARSGARD!

*wipes away tear* What a beautiful tribute…