Unrelated, my dog is preventing me from commenting by constantly putting his head under my left hand and blocking the keyboard. It's both cute and annoying.

Power of suggestion, bitch!

You might be right. JLM might have been "height of drug abuse" era.

I came here to see if the AVC exploded. I guess I'll have to wait.

The rhyming Becktionary

There's a castle out in the Connecticut area (it's been decades since I visited) that the guy who played Sherlock on Broadway created to look like the Baker Street house. It had secret passages and everything. It was awesome. And apparently there was a time you could make money playing Shakespeare on Broadway.

He was with her during her crazy period, too. Not this boring "do-gooder, drain the hot out of Brad Pitt" era.

It should have been about Encyclopedia Brown if we're going to feature young detectives.

Squashplot. That's not a person, that's what we call that part of the garden.

My grandpa was fat and balding and blew his nose on a rag he kept in his back pocket. He was also named Hans and always had cookies when I came over. I miss that man.

He'll make for a hot Lucy Liu.

He'd better! (We are terrible people).

There's a flask in here!

Well, hello!

Florida is our most penis-shaped states!

My husband loves this show, if only because I truly have a blast watching it. Then again, he may be enjoying it unironically.

Another good way to get salmonella? Licking raw chicken.

*Adds apple-red soaps to shopping list*

I'm all about the SFX on TWD. And initials, apparently.

"next season will be about snakes, and the women who love them in a wholly inappropriate fashion." Free your mind, square!