He's a mega-hunk!

Between being a baby and the herpes, I'm hoping you were never planning on it in the first place.

*Wakes up, yawns* "That'll be $4 million, please."

We're going to have to have a sit down and discuss this, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus

EmmaHeming sounds like a sewing technique that I would learn on my local public tv station during the early afternoon before the sitting exercise show.

I'd be more impressed if those were ice cubes.

Welp, I know what I'm doing this weekend…

This just makes me think they need Bruce Campbell instead. But I think that about every movie.

Hot.

Having his daughter's chin waxed and buffed costs a fortune!

I pretty much sit around in my underwear doing nothing all weekend and occasionally chanting that I need wine. How much should I charge for my workshop?

He had to marry her. He put her dad's photo in as his author's photo for his book. That's as good as married.

Maybe they should dredge up those old fitness programs like Body by Jake and Mousercise and have "Exercising with the Exorcists." Be sure to warm up before spidercrawling down the stairs.

You would know!

My dad worked at Kellogg's for decades, so we always had cereal. But occasionally I would cheat and have Honeycomb or Lucky Charms.

I can pretty much only have soup because my anxiety attacks and wine binging have given me an ulcer. Yay!

Well,, if you're offering…

That will make it all the sadder when Animal overdoses on his 27th birthday.

Except that John Lennon actually wrote memorable songs. But no, no one likes him on a personal level. 
But more than that, Brown seems intent on shoving this event in our face. He comes off as being proud of it, even.

That's all that really matters isn't it?