They're playing in Detroit this weekend (so that'll be David Byrne, St. Vincent, Wilco, Dylan and MMJ I'll all be seeing in week's time. Not bad), I wonder if they'll do it there.

@avclub-5e920dca2fbeb852c6ec52cb2f27af02:disqus There was a woman here in Michigan who tried to hire a hitman because she didn't want to divorce him and break his heart. She also insisted it be as painless as possible.

It's always best to remain hopeless and set the bar low.

I thought it was Doug Hutchison.

From what I've heard, she sounds like she's doing the white girl jazz voice. It's my go-to voice because I can't sing to save my life.

Ah! I always miss that one. I should book my super cheap motel room now.

It's the only place to get some action anymore.

*Takes a hummus break*

For years—as a child—I avoided the Evil Dead because our video store had the cover of the skulls with the eyes. Little did I know…

The Movie "Dolls" always got to me. I mean, there were a ton ready to gang up on you if you looked at them wrong. Now when I go to my mother's house, I always tiptoe around those damn things.

I went to the same high school as the guy who created the Necronomican for the Evil Dead.

Fourthed. Skyfall seemed too generically James Bond for me.

Pretty much anything can be taken as a threat if said wrong…or by John Malkovich.

http://www.imdb.com/title/t… Actually, it would. With fantastically creepy results!

It's not what I'm going for. I don't know, it just felt right getting that out there. Or them out there. Whatever. Boobs!

Well, a tube was placed into an orifice…

So much sex at the AV Club today. Rawr.

Sorry @avclub-08ae6a26b7cb089ea588e94aed36bd15:disqus , I live on the river. I have been chased down by ducks and geese. They're always on my mind as small assassins.

So you know how guys are always like, "If I had boobs, I would play with them all the time"? And then ladies are supposed to be grossed out or something. I just want to say, that as a lady, I love my boobs and grab them often, especially of I'm stressed. They're just there for me, ya know?

No one ever was, even though the act seemed oddly rape-y.