He used to touch and get to feel

It is kind of like the Jaws theme.

They named a theater after him in the building. So, it was reps from the Temple that released his name. Otherwise people would wonder why it was now called the Jack White Theater.

They named a theater after him in the building. So, it was reps from the Temple that released his name. Otherwise people would wonder why it was now called the Jack White Theater.

I already have a homeless guy tied up in my basement in anticipation.

Too soon, man, too soon.

And they didn't even go to Kickstarter.

Maybe he can play Radar on a remake of M*A*S*H

They should have added The Walking Dead's CG blood so it would look like it got on the camera! Totally realistic!

And HPV-related throat cancer is not cured by oral sex? Puh-lease.

It's not like you're going to see his face.

But increases chances of getting TMJ.

He probably got it from some other lady long before.

It's so nice to see his shining face here in the Deep South.

Yeah. Remember when he broke into his neighbor's house thinking it was his? And I remember his drug dealer was on Donahue talking about shooting RDJ up while RDJ was driving.

Always.

The kids I hung out with would melt certain parts of their syringes or mark them to make sure they only had their own. It was an oddly safe group of junkies.

Seriously, I barfed all the time on it. It was awful.

I had a friend tell me he had an uncle that was such an addict, that when they were together on a fishing trip, the uncle was jonesing so bad, he filled up a syringe with lake water and injected it.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus It's always the ones you never suspect.