THE ONLY DEFENSE
against a dildo
is a Fleshlight

New Zealand is nothing but a Canada which shrunk in the microwave.

Her face has all the allure of a penis.

I'll wager two guineas on the Silly Nannys. Their over/under is a tad low but their touchdown celebrations are splendid.

Silly rabbit. True unholiness only occurs when you divide by zero.

Bunk Moreland
I am troubled about the world I live in, and about my partner, who is a renegade. I drink too much and get sick. This is funny for people who watch the show after they see it many times. But not for me.