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Jon Claude Van Hamm
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Might be considered blasphemy, but hear me out…

To be fair, having the bad guys sporting facial hair to emphasize how extreme they are - well, that's like putting something shiny in front of one of the studio execs.

Finally they got the memo that The Incredibles was long overdue for a sequel and they kept Brad Bird in the director's chair.

I had to wait for the Star Wars figures (it was 1977 when my dad took me to it). I do remember ruining my brother's birthday party at McDonalds by throwing an epic tantrum when they wheeled out a small cake with R2 and 3P0 action figures on top.

in your swimsuit area. No one should be touching you there or it's stranger danger.

I remember Star Wars being the first movie my father took me to - I had never seen a line up so long in my life (I was 3, so long lines for me was maybe a couple of dozen kids in pre-school).

Punk rock? That's being generous - I'd say more trailer park take on James Bond.

Oh fuck, now Dinesh D'Souza has another movie idea. Thanks Emmerich.

I liked it a lot - hasn't been an American action film in a long time that actually allows you to see gunfights and hand to hand combat in real time, instead of going for the edit to the point of incomprehensible to cover up the physical shortcomings and co-ordination of an actor. Dude was coached by Yuen Wo Ping for

I thought he was pretty convincing as a corpse stuffed in the fridge in Sabotage. And he had to go up against a similarly skilled thespian like Schwarzenegger. It was like DeNiro and Pacino in Heat all over again.

Women having the vote is a pretty radical idea for a conservative Christian.

"DURRR NUTTIN' JUST PREDIKTIN PLAGUES AND DOOMS!"

"Looks like Radio was the one teaching us homophobia and our sinning ways!"

But still before he was screaming "This is crazy!!!!" as his only line in all the films.

I like your idea, but propose a spin - Cuba Gooding Jr, in full retard, bringing the word of God to Worthington.

A few of the Tekken 5 songs are really well done and have made it to my soundtrack. There's also been a few licensed tracks from games like Midnight Club Los Angeles, Max Payne 3 and the Grand Theft Auto series that I got introduced to.

Was it the bitchin sports car that won you over?

He might be a hardcore fan of The Pacifier.

"THIS IS CRAZY!"
-every line by Tyrese in any movie.

I think they're going to soften their stance a bit and and just do reality tv sharts like "Ancient Aliens" where the Greek Dragon Ball Z hair fan makes endless "connections" to everything being "because aliens".