Presumably all those babies would have been conceived out of wedlock. All the good Christian babies would be beamed up to the mothership and presumably born in heaven.

… it was then he realized that he had left the Black Eyed Peas greatest hits on repeat on the car stereo.

A Jehovah's Witness with a Watchtower taught me this and never to open the door, why the fuck movie characters need unhinged psychos to learn this lesson is beyond me.

With their liver spotted, sugar mommy hands, I would assume.

Never really got into Aphex Twin - appreciated some of his "bigger songs" like Windowlicker (loved the video), but found some of his works difficult to get into. Hexagon sounds sweet, though.

Oh please, cougars aren't playing Halo…..yet.

Indeed, the way she raided that 7-11 - a true cavalier.

Wow. Jesus is like the anti-Tupac

He really does look like Pauly Shore's extra douchey brother in that poster.

Scuba's production is excellent, but Christ, he really needs to take himself a bit less seriously when he DJ's - he comes off as one seriously dour motherfucker.

Blade Runner 2
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't ever sneak up
On Oscar Pistorius

Before I make up my mind on this, I want to hear what One Million Milfs have to say on the matter.

RIP Robin Williams

Oh yes, I remember this - one of the most depressing movies I've ever had to watch. Right up there with The Grey Zone.

Sorry, but there's no way they're going to match the insanity that is Rob Ford, or his brother Doug.

Look at that freakin' screen cap - it's like Robo Nick Offerman who got so fucking robo retro, his mustache was mechanized.

"Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!" - Pootie Tang

…last week, on a very special episode of Glee..

Why the long face?

Whomever writes the North Korean press releases is a freaking genius. "Venomous swish"? "Strong and Merciless Countermeasure"?