Like when she gets nervous…. and starts binging gummy penises.

This Ontario-based chain, The Works, has all sorts of burger abominations.

This reminds me of an article I read the other day where they tried some of the punny burgers on the menu from Bob's Burgers. (The best part is that they rated them on a scale of 1 to 5 dancing Jimmy Jrs.)

Bark Obama is a good name for a dog.

I wasn't as bothered by the end as most people seem to be. I was suprised, actually, because I thought they were going for the proposal but then it turned sharply.

It's the table flip emoticon, one of my personal favs.

"Could this be the end of our series… of events?" - Lisa (The Simpsons)

I can usually shrug off a character doing something mildly stupid for the sake of the plot, but this show tests that limit on a weekly basis.

Guys! William Bell is behind the blackout! I'm almost certain I saw an X somewhere on those soul magnets nanites.

After the boy band insult, I immediately thought: Wait - Would he (Jason) even know what a boy band is? I was glad when they showed his confusion. *pats self on the back*

FBI Lady: “You have a cell jammer?”
Bad Guy: “Maybe. Not a big fan of cell phones. You walk to the street you should be okay, though.”
Me: Nice try, buddy. As if anyone’s gonna fall for th- *remembers this is The Following* She’s gonna fall for it, isn’t she?
FBI Lady: *proceeds toward the door*
Me: OH COME ON!   (╯°□°）╯︵…

This review is Chronicles of Ridiculous.

I almost forgot about him until last week's vampire-heavy episode. It seemed kind of weird the way they just kind of left him like that. And then he showed up here randomly only to sacrifice himself(?). It was a little unsatisfying. I liked him.

If Dean doesn't say that at some point in the series, I'll be very disappointed. Nice catch.

"Let's get the hell out of here."

"I know. TMI - Tell More Information."
I'm gonna start using that one.

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All I can hear when looking at that photo is Andy from Cougar Town saying "Come on!" Or, more accurately, "Commaaaaahn!"

Guys, I get it now: Joe rhymes with Poe! Ahahahahahahaha….

I think I'm starting to really like this show. I didn't hate it before; it was always B territory to me. But this episode was really good and I'm inclined to give it an A-. Let's hope it keeps it up.