Yeah yeah but can these books run Crysis?

K.

Why do gun nuts get upset when i say that "i don't want crazy people to own guns"?

Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

I really enjoyed the scene where they reach an unpatrolled border between Russia and Mongolia, and then Colin Farrell was like "Fuck this shit comrade, i'm staying in Russia. Stalin Baby!"

Apparently a good movie is absent in this one

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A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!

Well i got an A in my university's entrance exam just by writing a summary for Cormac McCarthy's The Road for my English essay paper, and the question on that paper was "Write a 1200 word essay about a father-son relationship". And yeah, i was never accused of plagiarism.

What rages me more in the bitching between these "generations".

NSA currently searching @avclub-33807fbc68d335db8080d3c10cb78822:disqus 's browsing history for traces of MLP porn

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Because of this article, Phil Dyess-Nugent, Rowan Kaiser, Kevin McFarland, Brandon Nowalk, Sean O'Neal, Kyle Ryan, Evan Rytlewski, Sonia Saraiya, John Semley, And Scott Von Doviak shall now be sent to Guantanamo Bay for Re-education.

Hey Everybody We're All Gonna Get Laid!

Speaking of WIll.I.Am,

I'm hijacking just to say that The Onion made Sex House, aka one of the greatest reality shows ever made:

Is that Tim Heidecker in drag?

Remember when people said that Ciara had a dick?

And here's how Reality TV gets edited

Shoutout to Wale yo!