Congratulations. May you be turned to steel in the great magnetic field of CancerAIDS.

She probably got mouth cancer first . . . just a guess.

I think it's important to note the "long mark" over the "A" in Sideshow Bob's "HAT" tattoo. So technically, it still says "hate." So, good job, "Simpsons" writers of episodes past.

Tosh.0 is pretty good, but I only watch it if it's on after the 7:30pm Colbert rerun, mainly because I'm too lazy to get up.

It would be awesome if McHale could actually make fun of this movie on The Soup, but I bet it's in his contract that he's not allowed to.

"introducing Don Johnson"

What about conniving TV reporter guy? You know, the one from "Ghostbusters" that AV Club just interviewed?

I don't care about the Joss Whedon part of that, but the slamming of Stephen Baldwin is worth the watch.

Red from "That 70s Show."

Yankey, perhaps. I don't think "Yankee" is what you meant.

I bet it's a shi77y transfer.

I got two things to say about this . . .

Turn-based games are much better when trying to get away with playing at work. No pausing needed when someone comes up to you and needs you to do . . . y'know . . . work.

Agreed, Tommy. Oddly enough, Rock Band 2 was my first real exposure to The D. Too bad they had to edit out the swear words, but I sing them anyway.

Haysoos, you obviously appreciate the Muppets on a much deeper level than I.

The bit abides.

Blarney Smurf

He's playing Cruella de Vil (in drag), who is trying to make a blue-leather purse out of 101 Smurfs.

There needs to be a lot of replace-swear-word-with-the-word-Smurf jokes, because that's funny.

Great job, Dump. You gave me my first laugh of the morning. Easily the funniest part of that movie.