Holy junk. I just wasted a good 30 mins of my life on alienlovespredator.com. Stay away, people!

Bargain bin, baby. That's how I bought the original AvP. I think they repackaged it, called it "Gold Edition" or something, and it was like $20.

How classy is "fuck," exactly?

"That hurt."

Soldiers = army. Sailors, airmen, marines, and coasties don't like being called "soldiers." Hence the new generic "warfighter."

As an actual musician, I call it a "sharp."

". . .gritty life as a beard-growing cop . . ."

Failed non-firstie

"Clip" notes actually makes more sense when you think about it.

They managed to get Lou Ferrigno in there somewhere in each of the Hulk movies, so that makes them both decent in my book.

Brett Ratner pointed out that there are no good 3rd sequels. Superman 4 sucked. Batman and Robin sucked hard. (If memory serves, I believe this was at a press conference, was fielding a question about whether he'd make X-Men 4.) So, along those lines of thought, this sounds like a blessing.

I clearly do not read enough comics.

I don't get the Black Bolt thing. How are the three dots related to the Black Bolt character again?

I didn't know that the studio shoehorned Venom into SM3. The suckitude makes more sense now.

Yeah, ZMF . . . not as much hand-to-hand carnage. Pretty sure Smaug is gonna own, though.

What's his uniform look like? Green speed-o?

Tibber, at first your avatar looks like Jason Statham, but when I clicked for a bigger image, it looks more like Michael Chiklis.

I figured it was Clark Kent, actually, given that Lois is being ordered to take a letter.

Hulk is definitely the best place to start.

Dude. Just shut up and be glad you're getting it. "Instant gratification" indeed.