RENTAGE BITCH

When posting "ANYTHING BITCH," all caps is standard operating procedure, Fireball. Get with it, please. You're embarrassing yourself.

Chipheads = guys who eat Death Rain Habenero Chips.

So why Z0DIAC vs. ZODIAC then?

What's with the zero in the word "zodiac?" Imposter!

It's funny how as soon as anyone in uses the word "Slayer" in a 10 mile proximity to this site, it's immediately followed up by a reference to ZMF. And (as of 8:36 EST) he hasn't even made an appearance yet. I would surmise that constitutes OWNAGE.

I really have to stop checking this site at work. I'd hate to have to explain that link to the IT guys.

Verbal ownage is much better than physical ownage.

I thought Microsoft patented all the 1s and 0s. ZMF must be using the 0s under license.

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

. . .not that I knew who Clara Peller was at first. I had to look it up.

Nothing like necrophilia with an 85-year-old.

I'd like to see ZMF's Top 100 Movies list, kinda like what AFI did a while back. Okay, so #1 is "Blackhawk Down," #2 is . . . ?

I thought everyone went to see Transformers for Megan Fox's jugs.

I really hope Oprah doesn't start threatening to fuck people's wives.

Crap. Forgot about Lego Rock Band. I take it back.

I heard Nirvana needs a lead singer.

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. Rock Band saves it's cherry for The Beatles only.

@ Tom

The review doesn't make this version sound bad enough for an "F" (not poetic enough for Mr. Cereal, at least) so maybe the fact that it was so inferior to it's predecessor is what offended Tobias enough to earn that "F."