Also, I would suggest that no one start by listening to Terry Gross's interview of Gene Simmons on "Fresh Air."

"Don't start with…" a very well-disguised Firstie?

I just want to know how often the team scored. Wait, no, I meant, "how often DjangoPop scored . . . with . . . the team."

On a side note:
2 hip 2 hype, I'm pretty sure teadoust's avatar is the one and only Marilyn Monroe. You're probably like 15 though, so I guess Mad Men and Austin Powers movies are your only window into the 60s.

Don't forget Jo' Mama.

". . . willing to BET he doesn't . . . "

I once saw the VH1 Behind the Music episode about Metallica, and the thing that stuck me the most was how those guys just told everyone exact what they felt, all the time. That's gotta be liberating. How awesome would it be to just be able to tell some reporter to "F—- off," and not only would it be okay, but your…

See what I mean? Classic.

Also . . . I, for one, hope ZMF never gets outed like Fake Steve Jobs. That would take all the fun out of his schtick. Having said that, I'll admit I'm curious about the Rabin rumor. Any evidence out there, trolls? Let's see it!

@ SugarTaTas

If Michael Bay had been hired to direct, I would've suggested this line from Warcraft 2's sappers: "I like blowin' things up!"

With all due respect to Mr. MF, I didn't know anyone used "wack" anymore.

Not great in the sense, of "Oh great! A shark! These guys are fun."

. . . "an" actual troll. Dammit.

First time I've seen "troll" used in the Comments board to actually refer to a actual troll.

@ Mob
Yeah, I might've gotten those two confused.

The Great White Shark is neither great, nor white.

I believe it was Warcraft (1) where the Orc peons said "yes, me lord" when yo selected them. That game was awesome. I think we loaded the demo on every single Mac in the School of Music computer lab at UGA. That was before the lab guys figured out what "admin" meant. Ah, the good ol' days.

I played Warcraft 1 and 2, but not 3 or (Thank God) WoW (b/c I know I'd get addicted).

What does Batman Forever have to do with this? (I'm sad to admit I know where that Holy Rusted Metal comment came from. Ugh.)