Melissa McCarty IS Mittens!

Would A Fish Called Wanda / Fierce Creatures count?

LISA NEEDS FORCEPS

And it's Cypress Creek. Cypress Hill ordered the orchestra … possibly while high.

I think the No Abortions For Anyone guy won. Or else we traded our rights for a pinball machine in the employee break room.

I'm still dead, but I may or may not be reelected for office.

and Little John said the ball thing.
"You, my room, 10 o'clock. You, 1030. Bring a friend."

The shit with the spoon was the best. Callbacks!

Alan Rickman is deliciously evil in this. Kills every scene. That's at least worth a watch. Plus the "building our exile village / amassing weapons" montage.

Tenderized by being crushed by a tractor.

I wouldn't know since I'm in outer space.

Ask me anything … About driving a tractor face first unconscious into a steel plow.

JIM TRAFICANT DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET

Being crushed by a tractor is going to do wonders for my Reddit account.

It wasn't no Hilton!

H&R stands for Hucksters and Rats

I did my time in a non-Goodfellas prison. And I wasn't caught - I was just not a huge kissass like everyone else.

I'm the son of a truck driver. We keep on truckin'. And postin'.

Ask my wife Tish, or scout out the Goodwill on Belmont Avenue in the coming weeks. The denim wasn't really conducive to farm life.

It's still on life support.