That piano piece will always be Hannibal Lecter regurgitating his makeshift handcuff key to me.

I never had half a necklace charm to that effect. Well at least not past 9th grade.

Well, many friends, even more acquaintances, but never one of those "best friends" that you go on adventures with and whatnot. Opening up and trusting enough for that isn't for everyone.

I always wondered what having a best friend was supposed to be like.
When people get their ideas about friendships and relationships mainly from pop culture, how often does it match real life? If enough people get all their ideas about love and friendship from pop culture and go on to create pop culture, will real…

Someone get these cats a Big Hug Dish.

Do Austinites want to erect a wall around the city to keep newcomers out and rents stable? I keep trying to move there but there seems to be a prejudice against outsiders. Random Hold Steady shows would enrich my life greatly.

So how will I know what is going on in the world of banjoing?

More like Son of HAWT

Mark Zuckerberg?
He finally found a way to own our body and soul.

Please ask her what Steve Martin was saying instead of "Fongool" in "My Blue Heaven." And tell her she was wonderful in said movie. SHE COULD MELT ALL DIS STUFF

It helped Homer become a Big Fat Dynamo.

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Can you microwave falafel?

So, Poochie had gummy bears on his home planet?

Some of this stuff seems straight lifted from Marquis de Sade. Did they have Cliff's Notes back then?

Everything goes through the funeral home usually, unless the family does it independently. Most newspapers require verification to run an obituary, and won't run anything they think is slanderous or untrue. Mostly because of the shitstorm that would come from the family.

that was kinda my point. Born This Way is a ripoff of Madonna. Down In It was almost Dig It verbatim.

I used to write obituaries. No way Jennifer Aniston lived in that apartment for a job that is basically the lowest rung on the journalism ladder, a ladder to nowhere.

This story is four months old and I'm sure someone mentioned it but I am loath to scroll through, but "Manos" was filmed in El Paso, Texas, not New Mexico. The story of fertilizer salesman Hal Warren and his tragic directing saga is the stuff of legend.

Between this and the Aimee Mann/David Wain duet, it's a good week for quirkie indie meets pop culture.