Ooh I love those kids!

• Roseanne finds out her dad is having an affair, or any one of the delightful Thanksgiving episodes but not that one where they invite DJ's Native American teacher over.
• MST3K Turkey Day 91-95. Jack Perkins!
• Where Frasier goes to visit Lilith for Thanksgiving.
• Simpsons, duh. Hooray for Everything!
• Seinfeld with…

I totally thought the image for this story was going to be Stan Marsh.

All the kids in Springfield are SOBs!

He's a superfan of the show and has been basically begging for a cameo … It's cool they made it happen for him.

Classy.

I liked this movie the first time I saw it, when it was called CHICKEN RUN

Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenny probably had a flash of regret about their actual, non-blackface wedding.

hmm, i remember seeing a Buscemi-Oscarworthy argument in the Boardwalk Empire thread … that's right, Frances McDormand won for that one. Though he should have won all the Emmys for directing "Pine Barrens."

There were some memorable celebs on that show … I recall mostly Jerry Stiller and Anne Merea playing a werewolf family, some episode with Meat Load and Franco Harris, Chris Noth playing the devil, and … OOH OOH BUSCEMI TURNED INTO A WARTHOG OR SOMETHING! didn't he win the AA?

There WAS no Sci-Fi channel when I first watched it … and when it came out we didn't get Sci-Fi in our area until almost the end of the MST3K era. I think we watched it on some local Fox affiliate or something.

Thank you so much for not forgetting Monsters. It's amazing that show even existed.

I had Cleanse, Fold and Manipulate on vinyl, but it was stolen by my junkie roommate and I chased it down at the last used record store in town.

I don't know how many times I heard Christian Death on the "industrial cover of XXX" compilations we had when I worked at Hot Topic, but it was a lot.

Marching band is the effing best. And in Ohio we don't mess around, even in high school. People used to come to the football game just to watch the band and leave, because we would usually win like 60-7 anyway. Our star trumpet player went on to lead the Cleveland Jazz Orchestra. Scoff if you will, but the programs…

I still use purple monkey dishwasher all the time … I believe it was one of my many AIMs.

Yeah, all that "cmere, daddy" cooing is hardly enough to quell his need to self-flagellate. Whatever happened to that, anyway?

there's already a show about your junk …Burn Notice! or … Happy Endings! or … Little Couple! don't blame me for picking the low-hanging fruit … which is also about your junk.

We lost Intervention and Hoarders, two shows about junk, in exchange for this junk?

I should probably read the book … it's been sitting on my shelf for about two years. It's the "Diving Bell and the Butterfly" Netflix DVD of books.