Like this?

Ugh, I had a nagging suspicion there would be puns.

"Liked" for hating the Cowboys.

@avclub-b944505fecb12eeb3d3a515109931c74:disqus This is off-topic, obviously, but may I just say that your user name is amazing?

@avclub-b944505fecb12eeb3d3a515109931c74:disqus This is off-topic, obviously, but may I just say that your user name is amazing?

"Things Tony receives for his 47th birthday: …a beating from Bobby, a blow job from Carmela."

"Things Tony receives for his 47th birthday: …a beating from Bobby, a blow job from Carmela."

Am I the only one who finds it difficult to accept the purported exceptionalism of someone called "DerangedAngry Hilbilly"?

Am I the only one who finds it difficult to accept the purported exceptionalism of someone called "DerangedAngry Hilbilly"?

Quality sex jokes are the product of man's capacity to think.

Quality sex jokes are the product of man's capacity to think.

And a worse writer.

And a worse writer.

More money?  Doesn't that imply that they made money on the first one?

More money?  Doesn't that imply that they made money on the first one?

@The Invisible Handjob: Right, that's what I figured.  I was just surprised that nobody had mentioned it.

@The Invisible Handjob: Right, that's what I figured.  I was just surprised that nobody had mentioned it.

Wasn't that Benny Siegel who carried out the hit?  The kid who did it was young enough to pass for a paper boy, and then there was all the annoying whooping as he ran out the door…

Wasn't that Benny Siegel who carried out the hit?  The kid who did it was young enough to pass for a paper boy, and then there was all the annoying whooping as he ran out the door…

Hey, your rhymes are about on par with Steve Miller's.