That would probably have been a much better movie

It only afflicts one senior a year, but can be delayed decades by wearing cowboy hats.

Macho Man Randy Savage too, or at least went to high school here. Here in Downers Grove.

I'm from Downers Grove. I wonder what true events this is based on. A student does seem to die every year or so, but that's probably just a sad statistic shared with most towns. This movie also looks bad. I wonder if any establishing shots will actually be of the town though.