Was that Jeff Lewis in the trailer?  I coulda swore it was Brian Huskey, from The Onion News.  But neither of them appear on the cast list, so who the hell knows ….

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

@TheMogul:disqus  … can't … unsee …

This deal is getting worse all the time.

"Today's mission is for you all to go to the brainslug planet."
"What are we going to do there?"
"Just walk around not wearing a helmet."

One night in Cougertown makes a hard man humble.

I don't care what you say, I think Terry Gross has a sexy voice.

Typo with the director's name in the first word of the second paragraph.

There's a haunted indian burial ground in all of Kubrick's movies.  It's like a thing with him.

"I don't think I can adequately describe to you how unpleasant the remaining 95 minutes were for me."

Gambling? Or gambolling?

Yes, but only when we are alone together.  Around outsiders, it just feels wrong.

"Rushdie" would be an awesome GIJoe codename.

Since the 80s, inflation has eroded the value of knowing to only 12.5% of the battle.

At which point, my new plan was to lie on the ground and reevaluate my life choices.

There's Pedro who's been most everywhere
From Zanzibar to Buenos Air …es
But Agustin's only seen the sights 
a guy can see from Andes heights
What a crazy pair!

Or Dead Ringers without the drug psychadelia and gynecology.

Don't believe the hype.

It made me feel kinda funny … like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

… or exceptionally large turnips.