Eh, there are some laughs. And Cranston and Key are solid.

That… is not great. Thanks.

Hmm. Having watched these via screener, could you run down exactly what the hell they're doing here?

Of course. Fixed. Apologies for your…distress.

I admire your restraint.

She's not—Homer smoked her a carrot.

"She's the woOOoorst!"

My hoops! My ridiculous flesh hoops!

Oh, and Ted Kord forever, of course.

Well, while I do have a strong sense of "social justice" (AKA "not being a dick"), I feel I evaluate each program on its own merits. Also, there are worse insults, I suppose.

Wait, do I get a say in nicknames? No? Understood…

Well, no one liked bad publicity—plus, some of his stuff wasn't particularly enlightened. I do agree that shows should be vetting potential new hires' social media histories. That's just not doing due diligence.

It is not true. And thanks for reading that. Like, really read it.

I love The Simpsons! Which makes reviewing bad Simpsons episodes a stone bummer, when it happens.

Nonsense. There is no overriding, conspiracy-theory cabal determining AV Club opinions. Not once in my time here has anyone at the site ever—ever—attempted to adjust or change my opinions about what I should think about anything. We are hired, we write to the best of our individual abilities, and there is no—repeat…

Challenge accepted!

I have magic in my eyes.

Never heard that's a hard rule, but thanks!

I don't write reviews through any lenses but those in my actual eyeballs, but thanks. If something's there, i mention it. Thanks for reading though!
Oh, and those in my glasses. So four, physical lenses.

Thank you for your service.