Thanks for pointing out an error I made at 4 in the morning. I'll go over it now.

Right, you understand that that's nonsense, right?

From what I understand, Hammond doesn't want to return to the cast. I agree his Trump was great (his impressions usually were), but, for now, he seems content just popping in as Clinton every once in a while.

Thanks for reading as far as you did!

No, but it did start with a voiceover and font very, frighteningly similar to "The Californians."

A Trevor Noah-style cache of unearthed, lousy Twitter jokes. There's a link by his name.

And we're back.

I have it on reliable authority that everyone at SNL is pretty pissed at the guy. Still, it was an early, centerpiece sketch—and I'm sure there are some who would view that activity as pleasurable.

Objection! Irrelevant!

That's very kind. And I totally agree.

I was linking Erik! Any residual readership is on you, not me!

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Pilates.

Are there pancakes being made?

Too soon. Or too late. So, yes.

Sure…that oughta do it…

"Quadruple object."
Judge: "I'm going to allow this."

I object to being objected to. Boom! Lawyered!

I'll need to see your crazy, yarn-strung wall chart proving that assertion, Pepe.

Speaking for the AV Clubbers, we are not permitted A-plusses. There are times when that rule is a harsh mistress.