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My family crest.

I think you'll find that most of my mistakes confuse racism for straight-up dumbassery. Thanks.

Apologies for not having kept up with the NFL's latest attempts to undo its own heartless idiocy.

Here ya' go. (Actually liked it better than Colbert's—which means an A vs. an A sort-of-minus.)

Gah—you're right about Youssef, of course. Brain—bad brain. Fixed it and thanks.

Someone told me it was called his "draw." But she may have been messing with me.

Still trying to make "Perky D" happen, are we?

AMC essentially stopped supplying promo pics halfway through the season. And when they have made them available, they're invariably of Joe and Gordon. I make do with what I can get.

She's very good on it. Give it a shot.

Yay! I started the Moneyball fights again!

So good, Gwen!

I declare war on you! (Also—fixed it.)

I declare war on you! (Also, I fixed it.)

FX continually makes the show look broader and sourer than it really is in the commercials. It's infuriating.

He was really good.

I don't see it as malevolence so much as his warped sense of love blinding him to everything else. Honestly, I thought of this one first and didn't waver—there are depths to Charlie that make me gawp in awe/terror.

The moment right after that where he just takes a breath and admits, "I'm a janitor in a bar," coupled with his date's attempt to be nice—owowowow.

Well, that is the nicest comment I've ever read on this site. So we're even.