Merry Christmas and happy holidays, and a wonderful new year to you, Beast, and to all the commenters out there. Yes, even the ones I'm thinking of…right now.

"You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white… uh-uhh… guilt… white-guilt, milquetoast… piece of human garbage."

Well, while I'm not going to buy "Runner Runner" on DVD, I think Timberlake should be a full time SNL cast member. Dude's hilarious.

Me understand. But me no like.

I didn't forget…

Boom—lawyered.

Not "weirdly wrong" as much as "Dennis is an idiot" wrong. Fixed. Apologies.

It is Saturday. Apologies. Mine is a tactile-kinesthetic learning style.

Thanks for idly clicking me.

Arg, Forgot it—it'll be up soon. Zack's gonna have my legs broke.

I tried, dude.

As the SNL reviewer—it made fun of Al Sharpton for being dumb and egocentric (and fat) for about five minutes. It was appalling.

Just the happiest of coincidences.

"What's a game show?"
"Something you make sketches about."

Why didn't I think of that?

"I'm really good at naming dogs, I know that."

Loved that Vietnam bit.

Fixed it. Also, SIIIIIMMMMSSSS!!!!

4 AM, you guys. Fixed.

No you aren't.