No matter how much their music stinks…
The Dixie Chicks will always get a lifetime pass.

Satan's gotta get along without him.

Well, if you find that attractive, go chase your dream.

You ought to see what he looks like in drag.

Hey…I saw The Kite Runner.
So I know that at least the Taliban are into buttfucking little boys.

In thirty years, Egyptian cinema will produce a thriller about a straight Islamic guy who has to go deep cover into the heavy leather gay scene in order to flush out a homosexual serial killer who kills because he keeps having conversations with his dead fundamentalist father who denounces his homosexuality and causes…

The lead nerd went on to a distinguished career in gay porn.

Don't forget the birthing scene in…
Humanoids From The Deep

James Cameron is putting together a small team of mercenaries as we speak.

Rolling Thunder is the #1 in the revenge pantheon.

I like dead malls.

I guess the time is right.
After all, Dan Hedaya was supposed to be the surrogate for whatever dictator in Latin America Reagan was doing business with and then fucking over at the time.

Interpol sucks.
That is all.

Off the top of my head, I'd say The Devil's Rejects or The Lost. (Jack Ketchum…not the TV series).

I love RoboCop and Starship Troopers, but Total Recall is my favorite out of the Verhoeven sci-fi trifecta.

I'm just glad that there is people around here who love movies like The Conversation, McCabe And Mrs. Miller, and The Parallax View.

Mr. Brooks wasn't that bad, but it wasn't that good either. The screenplay was far too derivative of better movies (The Silence Of The Lambs comes to mind), and Demi Moore is an awful actress.

When I'm on my first date, I act like Frank Booth.

Shut the fuck up, Teadoust.

I don't why you're laughing at us, Grey Man.