Erika Eleniak turned into a fat pig.

I'm with Rowsdower on this one.

Better to watch Shivers.

No no no…the Australian was Cliff DeYoung.

Nope. This movie sucked. Great premise…but the execution is botched. The hero is played buy some guy who has all of the charisma of dead animal. His girlfriend is played by some chick who has a weird herpe looking bump on her lip, and she can't act. His sidekick is played by some guy who must have been related to one…

You're giving me a mouth full of Greek salad.

Yeah…except Shivers was actually pretty good.

Yeah…this movie did suck. Really, really low production values…really, really bad acting across the board…and terrible pacing. Not one of Romero's finer moments.

That's a pretty good 70's flick…also starring Jeff Bridges, Freddy Kreuger, the token black sidekick from Magnum P.I., Ed Begley Jr., the old magic negro who evidently wasn't magical enough to predict Jack Nicholson coming after his ass with an axe in The Shining, and finally…master thespian Arnold Schwarzenegger in…

Hilary Swank is totally fuckable.

That's funny. Sally Field reminds me of my Mom too…except only when she's playing that bipolar psycho bitch mom on E.R.

Jerkin' it to Delta Burke is no way to go through life.

But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea.

He's currently praying for Boner.

The important question here is when is Thora Birch gonna show her tits again?

Without cocaine, you can't enjoy the rockin' stylings of Giorgio Moroder.

Betty White is ok with Mongo.
Her cameo on 30 Rock in the celebrities dying in three episode was the hardest I had laughed in a while.

Nomenclature

Great article, but sad.
It makes me sad to see Roger Ebert this way. I feel like I'm watching one of my friends die.

Jesse James is no Mike Ness, I tells ya.