It's not Corman, but The Witchfinder General/The Conqueror Worm was probably Vincent Price's best, although Masque definitely is a close second.

Do your parents know you're a Ramone?

Humanoids From The Deep was awesome. I saw that one at the University Drive In when I was 7. That's the one where the teenage babes are getting raped by mutant salmon reptile man things.

Totally down for Galaxy Of Terror. I saw that one at the Orange Avenue Drive In when I was eight. That's the one where the astronaut scientist babe gets raped by the giant maggot.

I concur on Billy Bob Thornton. His pass got revoked indefinitely with me after he dared compared himself to Tom Petty.

No Warren…Jeff Bridges most definitely gets the lifetime pass: The Last Picture Show, Fat City, Bad Company (1972), Thunderbolt And Lightfoot, Stay Hungry, Cutter's Way, Tron, Starman, Tucker, American Heart, Fearless, The Big Lebowski, and Iron Man.

Indeed!

Who's more fucked up?
Stephen Baldwin or Charlie Sheen?

Bill Paxton gets a lifetime pass.
I admit that it disturbs me that Paxton would want to do something like this…but when I weigh that against his work in Weird Science, Aliens, Near Dark, One False Move, True Lies, A Simple Plan, and Big Love…it's obvious the man earns a lifetime pass.

Tiger Woods would be ice cream for freaks.
It would be pretty funny if Tiger Woods was in Oz…because he's probably get buttfucked by some Aryan freak.

Mongo feelin' warm and fuzzy.
Happy New Year…you bunch of fucking assholes.

Yeah…I normally don't like Gus Van Sant…but he knocked it out of the park with Drugstore Cowboy. Milk was passable. The rest I could do without.

No…he sort of rapes a lady in her house after she tries to run off with a registered letter.

Well, one of the lyrics goes: Enjoy this Christmas, it might be your last…

The rosy hues of unlimited success…
Matt Dillon gets a lifetime pass for Drugstore Cowboy.

While I love the Pogues and Fear, I thought the definitive Christmas song was 'Stuff The Turkey' by Alien Sex Fiend.

That would be an interesting adaptation. I don't know if it's true, but I heard John Cassavetes once optioned Post Office, but wasn't able to get the financing off the ground for it.

Sons Of Anarchy
Lots of great moments this past season…like when Tighe finally tells the truth about Donna to Opie…or when Gemma reveals what happened to her and unites the club…or when Otto gets revenge on the Nazi fuckhead in the library.

Oh yeah?…well if your mouth didn't flap so much you wouldn't know how to feed yourself.

You mean there's more than one fudgepacker at TMZ?