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Two things:
1. No, there isn't any controversy in the Lizzie Borden case.
2. Bill James is a certifiable idiot when he writes about anything other than statistical analysis of baseball. So far as I know he has never admitted that he was utterly wrong about Pete Rose and the Dowd Report. He's also endorsing some

Wait, wait. I've seen the relevant scene from ''The Legend of Lizzie Borden'', and while it makes it clear that she's stripping naked, it doesn't show any naughty bits, because it's a 1970s TV movie. Are we to understand that she's actually naked in the European version?
(Begins furiously searching for a copy.)

Yes, yes, yes. Hot, curvy late 90s Christina Ricci from "Buffalo '66" and "Sleepy Hollow". Incredibly sexy. Then she starved herself into a scarecrow like every Hollywood actress does sooner or later. Goddammit.

Really, Florida is the worst.

If it's a wet noodle, you are probably wasting your time.

Rachel Dratch has a show?

He always gives great interviews.

So hot, so hot, so insanely hot. She should have been a bigger star.
It's depressing to read that she feels bad about "Two Moon Junction" and that "Kiss of the Beast" movie, because I was a teenaged boy when those films were running on cable, and—well, I liked those films. A lot. God bless you, Sherilyn Fenn.

For Our Consideration: The phrase "video games' artistic legacy" is a contradiction in terms.

She really does have tremendous breasts. Cannot sing, and in fact seems to lack any discernible talent, other than being hot. But really, great breasts.

So you didn't read it, and thus presumably were unspoiled, but you still dove into the comments to whine like a bitch.

Froggatt.

Honestly, what is the matter with you people? What motivates you to click on a link and then complain about what you find there?

You deserve a finger-wagging, or more honestly a slap in the face, for being so thunderously stupid as to not understand that you are free to not read a review until you are ready.

You people are so fucking stupid. Don't read the review if you don't want to be spoiled.

don't read the review if you haven't seem the episode, moron

"I realize I didn't have to click on this article"

I thought "Girls" was the gay "Girls".

No

No one cares who's in these movies. No one knows them. I read an article a while back, action movie stars have awful, awful Q ratings. Andrew Garfield, that dude from "Thor", nobody knows them.