That was the one with the environmentalists that are going to wipe out humanity with Ebola, right? That was terrible, and it was the book that stopped me reading Tom Clancy novels. But the worst and easily the grossest Clancy book was "Without Remorse", which is just Clark torturing people to death, beginning to end.

I remember when that bitch Condi Rice said "nobody anticipated using planes as weapons" and everyone else said "uh, Tom Clancy did."

Cairo, IL is a notorious shithole.

Oh Christ yes, he hits that one out of the park.

Oh yes, ridiculous body. Just a perfect specimen of feminine beauty and sexiness. Also a completely wooden non-entity as a screen presence. January Jones is like that too.

She was pretty good in that, actually. The wide-eyed innocent who turns out to be both evil and mega-slutty.

Yeah, Clancy certainly wasn't ever a great writer, but he could craft an entertaning zippy spy novel. He lost it completely after the Cold War ended. That book where radical environmentalists cook up an Ebola virus to wipe out the human race was just gross.

I still can't get used to the idea of Kenneth Branagh, Action Movie DIrector. Sure, he's probably thrilled to be behind cameras again, but it's weird. I hope he's putting all this action movie money aside to make a good "Macbeth".

I couldn't decide how to feel about that. On the one hand, that guy got to fuck Jeri Ryan, so he should have just counted his blessings. On the other hand, it must have been tempting to share with the world that you're fucking Jeri Ryan. All of us ordinary people having sex with other ordinary people do it in the…

I'm always happy to see veterans of "The Joe Schmo Show" get work.

Kristy Swanson should have been a bigger star.

Pretty sure she'd be awesome in bed. Talking to her before and afterward might not be so great.

Heather Graham. So pretty. So very, very pretty. Pretty much a complete disaster as an actress, which is why her career has been so mediocre, but so very, very pretty.

I saw "The Croods". It was bad.

Oh let's hope so.

This is like that old story where Pauline Kael supposedly said she couldn't understand how Nixon got re-elected because "nobody I know voted for him."

it should be

IIRC Robo-Charmaine says her husband is replacing the tennis court with a pool or something. Would that really wreck the value of the house? Of course, even if it did, the husband obviously doesn't care.

I have seen her in exactly two things. I thought she was pretty good in a small but important part in "The Stepford Wives".

This, this is genius.