Either you find reality shows beneath contempt or you watch them uncritically, probably with drool streaming down your chin, but either way you don't care if it's faked.

men want sex, you know

That's when you shoot one of them. And history tells us that Dean O'Banion needs to get his affairs in order.

We might want to ask the heroin user who posted upthread, but I was under the impression that it only lasts a couple of days. Horrific suffering, but not for weeks or anything.

Ooh, this is a good idea too.

Yes, so the friend clearly didn't sic Capt. Nixon on Gillian. But it's still very possible that Capt. Nixon is working for Dead Fake Jimmy's family.

A white politician caring about the black vote did seem weird—although they did let blacks vote in New Jersey, I guess.

Much like "The Sopranos", it seems like there are no cops in New Jersey, at least none that are interested in investigating murders.

That whole scene was shot to strongly imply that Eli agreed to turn informant. We'll see.

Every time I see Mickey Doyle I think that's the part Buscemi should have played. Not that the actor who played Doyle isn't killing it. But Buscemi is far better suited to play the weaselly flunky than the protagonist.

Maybe. Has there been any reference to Jessica paying rent? If she made the occasional half-hearted effort to steer a girl his way he'd probably let her live there for free.

Stuart's little manifesto seems to indicate he's looking for love, but he doesn't behave that way at all when he's around women. That's one reason why he consistently fails to get girls.

"Creep" is a very good word that has no particular relation to feminism.

Ha, that's a good comparison, right down to Stuart offering to get drugs to make the party more fun.

After watching, I had a question—a saltwater pool? Is that a thing? Or is Kenny just being a moron? Saltwater aquariums are for ocean fish, obviously, but I can't imagine any application for a saltwater pool that would outweigh getting salt in your hair and your swimsuit and stuff. Or is that actually a thing that…

Actually, I was thinking that the end of the series could be just that—Kenny realizes that he wants the fame and money and coke and hookers and is perfectly happy to cut April loose. That would be the "happy" ending. The dark ending might be the one suggested above, Kenny completely broke and living with his…

Saw Cassie in that opening scene, thought "wow, that actress has some really great breasts." Then Katy Mixon rocked the cleavage in every other scene in that episode.

Then the final scene could be Kenny in his bachelor pad with two hot naked hookers and a pile of cocaine on the table, happier than he's ever been.

That athlete later started a second career as a high class call girl

Another reason "Unfaithfully Yours" bombed was that Harrison's mistress, the incredibly sexy actress Carole Landis, killed herself not long before the movie was released when Harrison finally told her he wasn't going to divorce his wife.