Sometimes you wonder what April is doing with a pig like Kenny, then she passes out drunk at a waterpark

The sad thing is that the shitty MNF game will probably get better TV ratings than the World Series. Not in St. Louis, though.

Saltalamacchia is truly awful, isn't he?

Um…game-winning walkoff dinger by pinch-hitter Lance Lynn in the 18th

anti-freeze is sweet-tasting and gets you drunk

"Indeed, as far as we can tell, this is still happening. The series is tied 2-2."

Almost as puzzling as why Stuart and Wade are friends is why Stuart and Jessica are friends—no, actually, it's more puzzling. How did this gorgeous actress wind up living in Stuart's guest house? Why did he not put the moves on her and piss her off like he does with every other hot woman in Los Angeles. It seems…

Rabin wrote a fascinating MWOF article about Season 6 right before he left. Good comment thread too.

That would be a perfect dark EB&D ending, with poor Dustin getting stuck with his jackass brother.

that weird voice he's using is bothering me a little bit

this is my hunch as well

If you're watching this from the perspective that Stuart is a douchebag and deserves what happens to him, this episode was pretty satisfying. Particularly seeing poor Wade, who needs a break, cavorting with hot models while Stuart can't get into his own party.

I was going to make a sarcastic comment about how the title sounds like the kind of movie you'd see on Cinemax After Dark, but it sounds like that's exactly what kind of movie they were talking about making.

Dignity is overrated, especially when the alternative is getting sucked off by a young blonde after you just got out of prison.

Worse than being a kid in elementary school now that got slapped with a latter-day hipster name like Jayden or Noah.

In the open primary there was Edwards, Duke, and the incumbent governor, whom IIRC had switched from Democrat to Republican. I know that he finished third. All the racist rednecks, of which there were obviously a hell of a lot, turned out for Duke.

This seems like it's intended as a joke but I have to say I don't get it.

He's their guy. And it was a hetero sex scandal. Note that when Larry Craig had his embarrassment, it was a gay sex scandal, so the GOP immediately threw him out.

Dunno, I'm guessing that raising the age of consent probably did fuck-all to lower teen pregnancy rates. No sex ed and nobody using contraception because Mississippi is a backwards hellhole of ignorance and Baptist fundamentalism is probably a bigger factor.

Her name is Aimee, per Wikipedia. Apparently they went so far as to blur her out of family pictures that were shown on the program.