Don't forget that your usual female celebrity, or would-be celebrity, is good-looking. Those C-listers in Playboy were usually attractive.

Yes, "sugar daddy" does denote permanence. A temporary sugar daddy is just a john.

Her music blows, but she seems like she'd be a hell of a lot of fun to party with.

"Rich Man"

Duke got 60% of the white vote in that election

David Vitter. Known to wear a diaper while consorting with whores. Got re-elected.

Florida is horrible, we can all agree on this. But it's horrible in its own unique hellish way.

I don't know, if you are going to represent the deep south you could do worse than Louisiana—great food, Cajun culture. The rest is just hate and ignorance. If you were stuck in Birmingham and someone offered you a job in New Orleans, you'd take it, right?

Bing does much better at returning nudity and porn searches after Google got religion and started filtering

Yes, but they're better at holding up your pants.

I think it's more a matter of Ozzy drooling and staring vacantly out into space while Sharon guides his hand over the contracts.

I remember being sincerely confused when Kim Kardashian started popping up all over magazines. First of all, Paris Hilton, who had no talent and never accomplished anything other than being born to a rich family, was suddenly all over TV. Then, this other chick with huge fake breasts was everywhere. I think the…

It's staggering, the little scraps of conceit that people can hook some shitty reality show to, one that people watch. "House Hunters". People looking at houses (faked, but whatever). What the fuck? Why do people watch this shit?

“Vote For The Crook. It’s Important.”

Bobby McGee is specifically referred to as "he" in the song

Still funny

Paz de la Huerta and her butterface have moved on

Not cast gossip as such, but Pitt's agent dumped him for unprofessional behavior

Game of Thrones is the War of the Roses, down to Lannister and Stark standing in for Lancaster and York.

I bet if you start looking at Russian media you could find some loud, pushy, greedy Americans