I worked at a bookstore and we occasionally had to clean-up poop in the kids' section - not even any toilets in there.

Yes: a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

And product placement from Oscar Meyer and Froot Loops.

I don't see why they'd want to remake it, since the original is already perfect.

I've got some news for you: Russian sexbots have feelings, too.

In another universe, Stallone never took up film acting and is instead known as a novelist, screenwriter, abstract painter, and occasional porn performer.

Exactly. It should be "Ryttirr."

I feel like no one ever talks about how she was also on Gilmore Girls. Yes it was the worst season of Gilmore Girls, but that wasn't her fault.

Can we nickname it, at least?

I'd just like to note (and I guess this is - ugh - to Yiannopoulos's credit) that it's been weird these last few weeks: starting with my sense of him as an aspirational figurehead for some of the worst people on the internet, and a sleazy Twitter troll who's relatively unknown outside of some nerdy circles; ending…

Everyone knows the most secure place to discuss sensitive national security matters is at a catered golf-club party. The waiters are too busy waiting tables and everyone else is still thinking about golf, you see.

Really we should feel bad for the guy - all he ever wanted was to heroically serve and honor his country on the battlefield, but he couldn't due to those damn bone spurs. Curse you, bone spurs.

Trump is very upset by media portrayals of his team. There are only two words for this: "boo" and "hoo".

Well maybe he just doesn't view the presidency as a sort of race, and nothing gets under his skin.

Actual fact: Trump really has claimed that when he was a young amateur baseball player, he was the single best baseball player in all of New York.

Stuff like this is why I can't log-off - look what happens when I step away from the internet for just a few minutes!

And here I was thinking I already had plenty of reasons to dislike PewDiePie.

It turns out that in real life, most vampires are unattractive and chaste.

OK so, I went ahead and tried this out; I think it's actually pretty interesting. As you might imagine from me being an AV Club user, my own politics (and my Twitter feed as such) skew pretty leftwards. So, the first feed I got was a guy who, it seems, uses Twitter as like a Fox News RSS reader - mainly just Fox News…

Also applies to: every artistic/creative field in existence.