Seriously, though (and yes, speaking as a straight dude), I think the moves in the second video are more attractive because they feel guileless and amiably awkward; some of us like that sort of thing.

It's well established that if you want a girl to love you, you just need to do the mashed potato and then do the twist; it's also acceptable to ask her if she likes it like this.

"Yep, back in 2017 I made a short documentary video that went viral! Hundreds of thousands of people watched it."

I'm certainly terrified

Channel Zero is nothing but garbage, straight-up garbage, and Channel Z is getting nothing but static, static filling my attic, but… UHF has got it all.

Well you know, come to think of it, I have been cold looking for that hero.

Had to scroll right fucking past that thing

I'm sure the books and movies are all terrible and I don't intend on reading or watching any of them, but I still really enjoy the fact that a piece of erotic vampire fan-fiction written under the name Snowqueens Icedragon is now a huge, lucrative media property.

I would even go so far as to say that there are three main categories of NYC pizza: fancy/sit-down places (thinner crust, wood-fired, has to be ordered by the pie, often found in fancier neighborhoods), slice places (somewhat thicker crust, larger pie overall, good for a quick & cheap meal, ubiquitous across the city)…

This article sent me on a click-chain where I ended-up at photos of Beyonce looking at art in galleries and museums. It was rather nice.

Yeah, I say that if something was culturally acceptable at any point in the past, it should continue to be acceptable in perpetuity forever. That way we could still buy heroin at the local pharmacy and stuff.

I think Smith, Kurt Cobain, Nick Drake and Ian Curtis all bought a house together on an island somewhere; they live off royalties deposited to secret bank accounts and they play in a band, but you can't tell it's them because it's all like happy-time calypso music.

These days I find myself listening to Figure 8 more than his low-fi bedroom stuff.

True story: Someone I know who had copies of early Riot Grrrl zines; when they needed some extra cash they would go to Kinko's and make some copies, then scuff-up the new copies to make them look like they'd been around, then put them on eBay as originals. Apparently it worked for a while.

Not sure how this'll play out, but most of this recent spate of right-wing boycotts haven't worked that well because, ultimately, boycotts are all about numbers, and they just don't have the numbers (by 'they' I mean those factions of the American right that get incensed by Target not banning trans people from the…

Eh, I remember thinking that the chicken itself was better.; I didn't have a biscuit, though. It's one thing for Japan to best the US in southern-style fried chicken, but it would be really sad if they made better biscuits, too.

I can vouch for the strange fact that KFC is significantly better in Japan than in the US.

Having now seen two of her three features (Sound of My Voice and The East) and all of the first season of The OA, I've come to the conclusion that Brit Marling has a unique mix of talents and many good ideas, but she somehow lacks the ability to imbue her ideas with the force and verve they'd need to be really good…

I was ready and willing to enjoy Girl Talk way back several years ago, but I just never got into it; every track I heard was basically like "Hey, remember this cheesy pop song? Well here it is with raunchy hip-hop vocals on top of it! Awwwww shit!"

Simultaneous fatalities can't melt steel beams