OK I just made this same basic joke, but you did it better.

I'm not gonna handle the truth, I'm just gonna bash your brains in.

I just recently watched The Thin Red Line - Zimmer's grandiose style works really well in that film.

Quit being so antsy and don't be such a Nancy, Dancy. So what if you're fancy?

Well, he did go through (is going through?) a divorce recently. Were I in that situation I'd probably be consulting with the good Dr. Haagen-Dazs myself.

"Hey guys, you know how we're gonna be working in the casting department of that new Star Wars movie?"
- "Yeah?"
"So, I was thinking, what if when we cast the lead actress, we have them audition with that mind-control scene, you know?"
- "Dude, where are you going with this?"
"No, see, because the mind control happens…

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Much as I love Broad City (and I do), truth be told I can only handle Glazer's comic persona in small doses.

How much fuck would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could fuck chuck chuck fuck?

See also: Ex Machina

These strained Nazi puns can take a hike, man.

Irresponsible of them to post that and leave out the part where you enrich the uranium.

It's a large, black book, bound in the hide of some strange beast, filled with the faces of the dead and the dying. Sometimes when thumbing through it you'll come across images of someone rapidly making macaroni and cheese.

I remember seeing this movie in the theater as a kid and having a sort of urge to walk-out on it - it was the first time I've ever wanted to walk-out on a movie; like, even then I realized that I was wasting my time and that there were more-important things I could be doing instead (which, OK, probably would've just…

You gotta fight! For the reich! So here's Tay!

I always assumed the mobile-only nature of it was to maintain a sort of fresh, youthful quality; like, to avoid having too many old folks with AOL accounts posting photos of their grandnephews or whatever. But it's probably to prevent spam, too.

It's also worth considering the other, extreme end of this argument, though: what if there were literally no laws in place preventing any sort of religious practice? And then, let's say that someone decides to enact a very literal interpretation of Leviticus 20:13 ("…they shall surely be put to death; their blood is…

Just wanted to mention here (I don't think it's come up yet) that not only were segregationist/Jim Crow/etc. laws often held-up as morally righteous, conscientious positions to maintain, they were often defended on explicitly religious grounds (i.e. quoting passages from the Bible to 'prove' that God opposed any sort…

Not sure if anyone's mentioned it (not gonna scroll through 600+ comments right now) but on the subject of 90s indie-rockers making fun of other 90s indie-rockers, the first thing that came to mind was "His Indie World" by Mary Lou Lord. It's a song about trying to win the affections of a boy who's obsessed with indie…

Or maybe just with a big ol' green apple in front of your face the whole time.