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Will You Marry Me
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Won't you marry me, BI-I-I-I-I-IL!
I got the wedding bell blues!

Our next President will probably have one.

He's like a constantly over-enthusiastic frat boy. Fun until you catch the undercurrent of aggression and anger.

Without even looking at the comments… you people are children.

He also invented the semiconductor.

In Canadian money, sure.

And Liberty Valance.

It's the way normal people talk.

Just like "The Fonzie."

History is written by the time travelers.

Definitely a brain stem activity.

Is this a video game review?

Yet.

I'm getting a little tired of Mr. Johnson.

Maybe he is actually from Bohemia.

Big clouds = lost medicine.

"Fish fuck in it."

Everything always comes true.

With better sounding synths.

There's bound to be a sexual assault in there somewhere.