Half of the other Black Album mashups that came out around that time were better, I thought. The Metallica one and the Pavement one were definitely better done.

I just got that one.

There goes any risk that I might watch the Grammys.

Watched the Puppy Bowl to spite John Teti.

Are you sure that's not Quitely?

Hey, I remember Onslaught scaring me away from comics as a kid! As an adult, House of M had the same effect. Now I'm down to just following whatever Brubaker does.

Oh, in that case, it sounds more like an inside joke.

Anne Hathaway and Kate Winslet must have been bummed when they saw this one.

Thanks for this. The James Franco sandwich is brutal.

Generalissimocha?

And a lot of dudes saying, "She's not that funny. Totally overrated, bro. Her and Fey and all other female comedians."

Finally, no more books.

I hope they don't deepen his voice or CGI him up. I want to see a Giamatti-sized and -voiced Rhino throwing cars and shit around. No way that sight gag can get old.

Done.

*slide whistle*

Jack Black would have if there was a Reddit in 2001.

I'm guessing because Stone has better distribution than any Pennsylvania brewery.

Man, I'm trying the corn/harbor strategy ASAP.

Tigris & Euphrates is an awesome app. My wife and I got it 2 weeks ago and have played maybe 15 games. It's pretty abstract but it's a really clever game that makes you feel like a genius when you win.

I don't get the part where the dog is Italian.