That's exactly why Rodriguez put the guns on her breasts, instead of some ignorable corner of the screen.

Proto-dubstep

We ain't in Denmark, kid.

I think I actually remember that one, but as a six-year-old hadn't considered how much was being asked of the voice actor.

That's a lot of Legos!
So many Legos!

It's a shame Kermit the Frog can't be cast for non-Kermit parts. I love that guy.

Yeah. The part where they suddenly became bitter enemies after like 100 years as buddies is where I said "fuck this" and stopped watching. You'd think their differing opinions on killing civilians would have come up before.

"Start him on defrost, 90 seconds. He'll tell us what he knows."

That was a pretty good showing of Benioff's comedy chops. Ron Perlman reads the audiobook and it's incredible.

1600 Penn only gets half a bar. Ouch.

@Dikachu:disqus  was Obama all along.

That's really nice of you!

I remember lots of people didn't like it. I was like 16 and blown away, and my friends acted like they'd just seen the worst movie ever. The same thing happened after "Signs."

I thought the audiobook suffered from some overacting, too. Duma Key, read by John Slattery, is definitely the best SK audiobook for my money. I haven't yet heard Sissy Spacek's reading of Carrie, though.

Are you supposed to cheer when Marie Antoinette dies?

Which makes him the male Sofia Coppola. The difference is that I really want to see The Bling Ring, which I can't say about any Zach Braff project.

"Soul mate?" Are you 14? I don't care if Thurston had a fatal disease that was only treatable by inserting his penis into that woman. He's an asshole.

Hey, I just figured out why there were multiple articles about drugs this week.

This is literally the most exciting news I've had on the AV Club all week, so maybe possibly consider shutting your whore mouth, please.

I can't even enjoy Fergie right now…