Members of Avenged Sevenfold repost our old comments.

Peter Cook and Dudley Moore used to have to negotiate with the BBC - two bums for a tit, and so on. Explains Derek and Clive, I suppose.

In the UK you can say 'cunt' on the TV. Last night in The Trip.

I love it, so much so that it physically pains me to read anything bad about him. So I'm in pain quite a lot. But it's a Top 10 film for me.

You laugh, but secretly you fear it.

The Kegulators

'There are countless formulas for pressing flowers.'

Two g's, Lurky, or GTFO.

Fuck me, but Scentless Apprentice is one fearsome slab of brilliance.

I always thought that John and Paul got used to writing half an album each (more or less), so that when it came to having to write a full album for their solo careers, they struggled. Some immortal songs, a few half-arsed ones.

I try to dislike Mull Of Kintyre, but every time the bagpipes come in I get goosebumps.

The 4th disc on the Tracks box is off-cuts from those albums, and shows he lost sight of it, I think - there were enough songs to make two great albums. Instead, we get Soul Driver and …
That said, I always thought Lucky Town was pretty solid on its own.

Gary Glitter was big, briefly, but he was never taken seriously, even in the shallower end of pop. Not much more than a novelty act, really. To his credit (can't believe I'm writing that), he seemed to be in on the joke and played up his ridiculousness.

Nebuly - like I mention elsewhere, Tunnel Of Love for me. Even the guitar sound sounds like the coast we've got up here. And as for the accent, it's said that it's the most popular for call centres, being warm and soothing. We're great.

Levon and.

Clamps - I actually am a Geordie lad. Newcastle born and bred. I'm only gullible when I'm tired, though.

Little Douche Coupe.

Is that you, Doug Stanhope?

Keith Moon and a few cherry bombs would've sorted this out very quickly.

The album with Emmylou Harris is also great - in fact, Donkey Town might be my favourite track of his.