@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus   It was no longer the style of the time.

 Sounds good!  But I usually don't need much provocation to do that.

Whenever I visited my family in Milwaukee, I'd return back to my tiny-ass town with a handful of Onions.  It made me feel savvy and in 'in-the-know' compared to my less cultured, backwater friends.

I have seen the best writers of my AV Club generation destroyed by madness.
   Well, no, that's dramatic.  But moving onto other things.  
   I don't know if I can really articulate how strongly the AV Club has shaped my sensibilities over the last twenty years.  Thanks for being an instrumental part of that.

I did forget Gravity!  Because, as you say, no footage.  But yeah, this is getting to be an embarrassment of riches.

From Jewish to Irish?  That's a lateral move.

This and Pacific Rim in one summer…  It's like when you get a completely unsolicited letter or email that says "you are a Winner!" and you're all like, "bullshit, I didn't enter anything."
   I don't remember entering the awesome-looking new IP sci-fi blockbuster summer sweepstakes either, but it sure as hell looks…

I say just streamline the whole operation with a pair of iPants.

You're right to take away her belt and shoelaces.  After an emotionally scarring event like that, the first thing she'll be driven to do is make sure her clothes are on tight!

John Travolta's character is now soy-based.

This review has provided two great services: informing me to steer clear of this movie, and reminding me to re-read the second volume of Lone Wolf and Cub where Ogami Ittō must assassinate a Living Buddha.

My first thought to this image:

Good.  I want that scrotal old homunculus to live long enough to see every one of his misguided beliefs proven wrong in the tides of time.

And that word is: "Absotively posilutely! Heh heh heh."

It's a testament to how wonderful they are that you'll see footage of Jim Henson performing for children with Kermit on his hand, making absolutely no effort to disguise his speaking or wire manipulation, and the kids don't notice and don't care.
   Hell, I'm a grown-ass man and I don't know if I'd notice or care.

I'm not a religious man, but if there's a couple who's earned making giant googly eyes at each other in a better place it's these two.

Dear Dan,

I'm drinking it out of Tupperware, you snob.

She has a swimming pool in there!

*Jaw drops, monocle falls into Miller High Life*