Future consumers
They really need to stop this show RIGHT NOW. Can you imagine what will happen to our children? All the poor little girls who watch this show will become shoe-obsessed, they'll be all strutting around the city, wearing expensive shoes they cannot afford, they will be alone and all horseyfaced on…

Twistaplot
… is the best RL Stine stuff.

This film is clearly…
equal to Machete.

Legality?
Can you really just ship vials of blood around all willy-nilly like that?

New album???
So, when's that full LP of Honeydrippers stuff coming out?

Javelins are one of two AMC muscle cars! Kenosha!!!

He also has his own line of office supplies. Strange.

I dunno, but I bet Jay reads "Grape Soda Monthly."

Idea
If he reprises his role in Bad Lieutenant, I WILL watch the hell outta this.

Fucking Magic…
How does it work?

To Tame A Land
Never saw either movie of Dune, never read the books, but Bruce Dickinson opera-fying all the strange words is pretty funny. Doesn't rhyme so good though. An Iron Maiden soundtrack probably would have helped the film.

Casting
Van Damme as Von Doom would be genius.

Ugh
The by-line sucks!!!

@ Malingerer:
I always thought the Olds Toronado was ugly as sin.
http://www.oldcarmemories.c…

Balls
Here's what should happen:
A female wears one of these costumes, goes to a Halloween party, and then DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS!

Brad DID say "Goin' to Acupulco" but he said this in response to the question, "Which Dylan song-vie do you want to star in?"

Hot today. Hot yesterday. S'posed to be even hotter tomorrow.

The autobiographical slice of life tale "Odds and Ends."

High Life - Oh, I dunno, I would have accepted many forms of payment.
1. Get a job
2. Do the dishes
3. Blow me first
4. A Christopher Lee DVD collection

O'Neal is my drunken Irish dad
Sean, this sentence makes no sense.
"It is not, however, enough to buy every woman who fuels this vampire trend with the unconditional love she so desires."