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Nice Leonardian touch, having the two prostitutes talking movies after they meet Quarles. Anyone know what films they were talking about?

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A dude that uses "I'm going to have non-consensual sex with your face and butt" as trash talk, barges into his sister's bedroom uninvited in the middle of the night, and asks a dude if his wife is into banging him is a little more than a "weirdo." Just because he upgraded from butter knife to switchblade this season

Grade-school teacher crush b/w sloppy grandma kisses?

1) The show ended less than (or just over) a year ago.

Maybe Saul was just saying that to Carrie to placate her?  Of course there's a chance that some mastermind type will be pulling all those strings, but I have faith / hope in the writers that they'll find a suitably messy explanation that avoids such an easy out.

Don't mind me — I'm just angling for a Homeland no-prize.

Re: #1 — She was talking to a foreign diplomat.  Maybe when she's boozing it up with pals at the local Aryan speakeasy she's all "National National National," but when interrogating someone that's aiding and abetting a terrorist, maybe being crystal clear about what she was referring to is the more prudent gesture.

I didn't imagine the diplomat going "yum yum yum" while throwing the cocksucking gambit back in Carrie's face, did I?

There was a moment in that scene where I thought Opie was going to turn the tables on Jax (so to speak), & hold out on telling him who killed Piney the way Jax withheld the truth about Donna's death.  Not very plausible now, given what followed, but even w/out that little wrinkle, it seems pretty clear that the

When the season began, & they show Opie w/ Jax & Clay in a meeting w/ the Russians (& thinking about the crisis of conscience Tig had in S2 & S3), I thought he was being groomed as Tig 2.0.  After the confrontation w/ Clay, tho (& assuming Clay's out of commission for a while, if not permanently), I could see him

If you made it through the majority of S3, you owe it to yourself to see it through, or at least catch the season finale.

Titus is dead, baby.

I'd whole-heartedly cosign the serious-CASTLE gasfacing that most folks here seem to be experiencing, except that I swear, for some brief moments, it seemed like the show was actually aware of how silly it gets when it goes for the We Know Drama jugular.  Or maybe having all thsoe cliched action-movie trauma speeches

I know there's some griping about the Manchurian Candidate vibes happening here, but if that's the road the show's going down, I think it might take a more subtle / insidious path: instead of using Brody as a sleeper to wake up via keyphrase and assassinate so-and-so, Abu Nazir wants to install him in Congress to push

Even w/out doing the research: there was also the D that began the license plate, & the way it was set apart from the rest of the "number."  Also, I think they showed flags on the car when he gave Walker the dollar & storage unit key.

I think he's back to karate-move weight, tho; he was looking like Old Mac when he filmed those "DIRECTV SUXX" promos a few weeks ago.

All of the scientists in the world are busy working on the "Charlie Day turpentine rave" GIF.

Of course I missed the shoutout to the Synchronized Ruxin while typing up the above nonsense.

Nope - Daddy Rux said he was gonna go out for a morning jog w/ the pedo, just before Baby Rux said he was gonna go to town on some interracial porn.