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Will Smiff
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No, the NUMBER ONE Movie Better than Book is Forrest Gump.  As ridiculous as the movie was, the book was about 250 pages, and involves even more ridiculous happenings. 
Gump is sent into space with a monkey.  Gump returns to Earth, landing in a cannibal society in the jungle.  He is spared death because the chief

No, the NUMBER ONE Movie Better than Book is Forrest Gump.  As ridiculous as the movie was, the book was about 250 pages, and involves even more ridiculous happenings. 
Gump is sent into space with a monkey.  Gump returns to Earth, landing in a cannibal society in the jungle.  He is spared death because the chief

Get. Off. The. Phone.

Get. Off. The. Phone.

Anyone else get a masculine vibe off of her?  Like she isn't comfortable being a woman?  I've never seen her wear make-up or dresses.

Anyone else get a masculine vibe off of her?  Like she isn't comfortable being a woman?  I've never seen her wear make-up or dresses.

I'd been saying may-may for some reason.  Dammit!

I'd been saying may-may for some reason.  Dammit!

Talking can of vegetables.  And the fridge.

Talking can of vegetables.  And the fridge.

"I'm the best from the East, I'm a wild crazy beast!  I'm the Vin Man!"
-Dice

"I'm the best from the East, I'm a wild crazy beast!  I'm the Vin Man!"
-Dice

They're already working on rebooting fucking Batman after the finest run it ever has had/ever will have.  They rebooted Spiderman.  They'll probably reboot The Matrix next.  It made a lot of money.  Or why not an edgier, darker version of Lord of the Rings?

They're already working on rebooting fucking Batman after the finest run it ever has had/ever will have.  They rebooted Spiderman.  They'll probably reboot The Matrix next.  It made a lot of money.  Or why not an edgier, darker version of Lord of the Rings?

They both left their husbands for greener pastures.  I like Weisz more, but am more pissed that she left Aronofsky and their baby for Daniel Fucking Craig.  And thanks, OP for not using the lame 'amirite'.

They both left their husbands for greener pastures.  I like Weisz more, but am more pissed that she left Aronofsky and their baby for Daniel Fucking Craig.  And thanks, OP for not using the lame 'amirite'.

This movie only works when you're high.

This movie only works when you're high.

Here's what killed it for Hamm: he clearly enjoys comedy more than the dramatic acting of Mad Men.  Spends all his free time fucking around with comedy outside of Mad Men.  Ignoring his bread and butter.  He shuns the "handsome" thing, even seems put-off by it (cringing last night). 
Just like Chris Meloni he'll

Here's what killed it for Hamm: he clearly enjoys comedy more than the dramatic acting of Mad Men.  Spends all his free time fucking around with comedy outside of Mad Men.  Ignoring his bread and butter.  He shuns the "handsome" thing, even seems put-off by it (cringing last night). 
Just like Chris Meloni he'll