Coast Guard?

Coast Guard?

Shut yo' mouth!

Shut yo' mouth!

Well, he should have just spelled it "tittys" then, shouldn't he?

Well, he should have just spelled it "tittys" then, shouldn't he?

And he never wrote a sexy song ever again.

And he never wrote a sexy song ever again.

For God's sake, the man introduced velcro to the Persian Gulf!

For God's sake, the man introduced velcro to the Persian Gulf!

Get Crazy was bags of fun.  It should be required viewing every New Year's Eve.

Get Crazy was bags of fun.  It should be required viewing every New Year's Eve.

There ain't no Thelma here, man!

There ain't no Thelma here, man!

It is truly painful… and there was a version shown on TV where, because they had to cut out other sexy bits, they made that bit longer.

It is truly painful… and there was a version shown on TV where, because they had to cut out other sexy bits, they made that bit longer.

I hear McBain and McGarnigle will be surprise guest stars.

I hear McBain and McGarnigle will be surprise guest stars.

Macaulay's pretty funny, I'll have to look for that episode.

Macaulay's pretty funny, I'll have to look for that episode.