"And so you see, Jaime represents Martin's completed manuscript for the next book barreling toward Dany, or, rather, publication. As for the shadowy rider tackling Jaime off the horse and toward the dark depths of the ocean as he watches his one goal slip through his fingers and get further and further away from him?…

During Lent, my grandma would make these potato latke-type deals that she would then put frijoles, cheese and lettuce into. I have no idea what possessed her to do this, but it…was rad?

It's not guac, it's guacamole! It's fine as it is! Stop putting weird shit in it!

We're all done for, man! Done for!

Ducks are dicks. Just ask Alan Moore. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

*sighs*

I don't care about the casting news, but I wanted to chime in about how much I love You're the Worst in general.

I'm not particularly surprised. It was always too niche to sustain itself, as much as comedy industry folks seemed to love it. But I appreciate what it did while it did it. It had a lot of good shows that I completely forgot about once I watched them, but I'm glad that they're finding news homes. MBMBAM was pretty…

"Sir, we've cracked their encryption, but…"
"What is it?"
"All the documents are typed in…"
"Spit it out!"
"Wingdings."

I think each major sequence should be directed by a different director.

Doesn't Ed Sheeran have a huge, bright orange lion tattoo across his chest? Of course he'd be a Lannister soldier.

I've got an A.V Club account that I use to comment (this one) that got cloned via Disqus but aren't the two aren't really linked otherwise? Am I screwed?

I wasn't a good commenter. I'm not particularly funny, clever, or insightful. That said, I liked coming here these last few years. I enjoyed tossing my two cents into these comment sections and reading everyone else's thoughts. I've gotten to recognize a lot of you, and I appreciated your thoughts, even when I…

Opening the door to strange young women in the middle of the night? Ya want vamps? That's how you get vamps.

I want to make a joke, but…fuuuuuuuuuuck, that's terrifying.

The wight man's always piggybacking off the black dragons' skills for his own sinister uses.

I would trade Ross and Rachel for Joey and Phoebe. Joey and Phoebe seemed the only ones who wouldn't eventually devolve into a passive aggressive marriage where one eventually resents the other enough to kill the other.

I feel like I'd be most accepting of the whole deal if it the two were just like, "Eh," *shrug."It's not like we're siblings, knew or grew up with each other. We don't even look alike." And then got on with it.

I saw someone liken Bran's current state to like, a sensory overload - just nonstop information coming at him in jumbles at all the time. That seems like it would numb you pretty quick. I do feel like the show needs to make it more explicit to be effective. Like, "I'm with you here, now, but I'm also with you at…

Dany feels like essentially a weapon that needs to be directed to be effective. She's so full of strength and righteous fury that you want her to succeed, but I get the notion that if she were to succeed on that alone, it would get bad really quick in Westeros. Which is why a marriage or long-term alliance to someone…